#4) Mime and Mime Alone

I lost my voice.


I don't know if it was from
a virus or too much screaming
 "SANTA LOVES YOU!
       HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA!"


Anyway, I decided to not speak,
and to communicate to the crowds using
only my deft mime skills and a toy hobby
horse as a puppet.




            When people came by, I would touch the
            plush horse to the tops of their heads
             and make "kissing" sounds.
             They would laugh and laugh.




But really I was having the horse
spit on their  heads.